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chromedomed:

legomance:

how many ants are need to fill an apartment

tenants

(Source: thrandilf, via adreamed)



kushangel:

i just said hi to someone and they didn’t hear me i’m never trying that again

(via adreamed)



pregnat4:

my whole life consists of wondering whether or not to make the bitchy comment

(via adreamed)



modestmgmtofficial:

everything’s so funny when u use the wrong measurement:

  • 5 gallons of homework
  • mouthful of lint
  • 20 degrees of facial oil
  • 7 pints of china
  • handful of fergi
  • 60 mph of dad

(via laughbitches)



youngblackandvegan:

the older i get

the more i realize the value of privacy

of cultivating your circle and only letting certain people in

you can be open, honest, and real while still understanding not everyone deserves a seat at the table of your life

(via vhsangel)



tanpom:

when you’re at a family gathering and family members you dont know very well try to kiss you

image

(Source: equatings, via the-absolute-best-posts)



manhubofficial:

when your straight friends are coming so you have to clean up image

(via epic-humor)